Vegan Chitlins!

Meet the Vegan Chitlins Lady — the queen of side-eye and unfiltered opinions. This design features a no-nonsense, weathered Southern woman giving her best “I’ve had enough of this foolishness” look. With arms planted firmly on her hips and a scowl that could cut through collard greens, she’s here to ask the only question that matters:

“Why in the hell would you make vegan chitlins?”

It’s bold. It’s funny. And it’s guaranteed to spark conversation anywhere you wear it. Perfect for cookouts, family gatherings, or just those days when you feel like keeping it real.

Made from 100% cotton with a structured unisex fit, this tee balances humor with comfort — because being outraged has never looked this good.

Features

100% cotton

Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

Taped neck and shoulders

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers

White color option may appear off-white due to fabric properties.

Natural color option may include dark speckles, giving each shirt a unique finish.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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